How Your Saturn Return Will Either Crush or Fix Your Credit Score
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The Brutal Financial Awakening When you turn 27, pop astrology starts warning you about your impending "Saturn Return." You read terrifying articles about inevitable breakups, massive career crises, and existential dread. But there is a silent, far more tangible crisis that happens during this ti...
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Saturn takes approximately 29.5 years to orbit the Sun. When it returns to the exact mathematical degree it was at when you were born, you undergo your Saturn Return (ages 27-30).
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Saturn is the planet of karma, restriction, time, maturity, and cold, hard reality. Up until age 27, society and the universe give you a pass.
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You are allowed to make mistakes. You can rack up credit card debt buying clothes, miss a few student loan payments, and live beyond your means.
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But when Saturn returns, the grace period ends. The universe demands an audit of your adult responsibilities, and the most objective measure of adult responsibility in the modern world is your credit file.
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